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SOS! Operation INfinite Konfusion! OINK! OINK! SOS!
Calling all clowns! Calling all clowns! We want YOU! to come to the No
Borders Camp in Calexico and Mexicali.
This
is an urgent, but not secret, communique, going out to all rebel
clowns, would be clowns and tricksters of all stripes! The Boredom
Patrol of the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army has been doing our
best to spread Konfusion and Kaos in the Borderlands, protecting the
borders of lAztlaugh from dreadful seriousness, but we've run into a
problem. On one of our silly boredom patrols in our teeny, tiny, camo
clown car, while tossing cookies up in the air and catching them in our
mouths, we drove right into a huge wall, actually, its a huge triple
fence!
We also found a bunch of dreadfully serious people claiming to be the
"Border" Patrol, wearing funny green outfits. Little green men who say
they are protecting us from "aliens"!?!? To top it off, these little
green men calling themselves the "Border" Patrol have huge cages, like
at a circus, but for people, which they call Immigration Detention
Centers. With our Galactic Pirate Scope (GPS) devices we have detected
a black hole in the dessert where people go in and don't come out for
years. Clearly they're all crazy, because they keep talking about ICE
in the desert and aliens in California. Everyone knows that area 51 is
in Roswell, NM. Like, Duh!
But
this is not funny. This is serious. All of these walls and people
with guns are creating a deathly boring vortex of seriousness. They're
totally interfering with our plans for silly Kaos and Konfusion!!! We
clowns say down with walls and borders! We need more confusion and
fewer straight lines! or straight anything... Far too much inequality,
violence and suffering has been created in the name of this so called
order! And this is where we need your help. We call upon conjurers of
cuddly confusion everywhere, upon dreamers of silly dreams that make no
sense, upon anyone who looks in the mirror and doesn't know if there's
a man, woman or elephant under all that greasepaint, to come and help
the Boredom Patrol with Operation Infinite Konfusion!
On the Morning of November 7th 2007 in Calexico we propose a Clown
Council, a gathering of all the gaggles to discuss where we fit
into the beauty of the space and how we can make it sillier... but in
all seriousness lets get down, clowns!
For a world without certainty,
The Boredom Patrol
http://circasd.org
http://noborderscamp.org
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